Tuesday, November 30, 2010

IT'S THE HOLIDAYS GIFT TME


you have got to love this time of year it's a great thing food, family and booze. If you have to go somewhere this season and they don't watch TV there or the man of the house isn't quite the man of the house to have the game or the big fight on I've got the perfect solution for you.

It's called the Slingbox you can get one at you local Best Buy for the low price of about $100. Now, I know you are wondering what the hell is sling box, well it allows you to watch your TV on any smart phone(android, iPhone, Blackberry. You can be anywhere and watch the game or whatever is on live so if your at that boring Christmas party or holiday dinner just pull out your phone an entertain your self. I though I was going to need one of these this year but, no job and no lady hell got no where to go so I can chill in my sweats and watch anything. That's what happens when you lose a job and people leave you. Wait I always thought it was the opposite way around ladies love a guy without a job and no future so they can try to fix them and make them better. Ah well I'm a broken down house looking for that lady to flip me and make me presentable hahahaha.... so sad I need a drink

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

GREEN LANTER TRAILER

Here is one I haven't seen yet and I'm glad I did. This is playing in front of the Harry Potter movie Hal Jordan is here. For those of you who don't know who that is, it's the Green Lantern the newest super hero franchise from DC Comics. The trailer looks good and Ryan Reynolds is pretty good in whatever he does, but I think he is a littel more serious in this flick. The suit is CGI and look a little silly but maybe I can get past it check it out.

MOVIES TO WATCH THIS WEEKEND

It's a short week for most of the world and you know what that means booze, food and a littel fun. Some of you may have a little down time when the wife has drug you out for some black friday shopping well here are a few films to go check out.

1. Due Date: I know it's been out a while, it has gotten so so reviews but the combination of Downey and Glafikanikis (I fucked that up) is a beast. Check it out and get you laugh on.

2. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1: Enough said it's Harry Potter for all you geeks out there, which I am not one, I do not enjoy these films, but you might. I don't recomend taking the kids this one is a little dark and leads to the even darker ending.

3. Faster: This is the one I wan to see. Finally, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is back in the action game. The rated R action game we will see blood, guts and curssing fuck yeah(had to include that just because). Below is the Redband trailer enjoy the show.

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Thursday, November 4, 2010

SUCKER PUCNCH TRAILER

Check out the new trailer for Sucker Punch by one of my favorite directors Zac Snyder.

NO STRINGS ATTACHED TRAILER

Check out the trailer for the new Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher project. Now looking at it the story is simple and typical. Boy and girl are best friends girl is too busy with her career for a realtionship boy and girl have sex. Boy falls for girl and emotions get in the way. Isn't that the way it always goes down well watching this it's not too bad a great date movie if you got one. If you not not me you don't have one and will never watch it. Check out the role Luda got.

DRINK OF THE WEEK

Now here we go haven't done this in a while, but here we go agian. The drink of the week is something I just like to say to a bartender, it's Pure White Evil

Ingredients:
5 oz. Everclear, 190 proof
2 oz. rum
2 oz. Vodka
5 oz. whiskey
1 dash lemon juice

Mix it all together, light, drink and good luck to you for the rest of the night hoper you have nowhere to be tomorrow.

UNCLE BEN CAST IN SPIDER MAN REBOOT


Well I've got a little more time on my hands now so I should be posting more fun. Let's start this off with some breaking news. According to Slashfilm.com the Columbia Pictures reboot of Spider Man has got their Uncle Ben it's going to be Martin Sheen.

This is a main character and the main reason Peter Parker becomes the spandex wearing crime fighter. It's should be very interesting to hear the famous "With great power comes great responsibility" maybe he should've said that to his son Charlie.