IT'S THE HOLIDAYS GIFT TME

you have got to love this time of year it's a great thing food, family and booze. If you have to go somewhere this season and they don't watch TV there or the man of the house isn't quite the man of the house to have the game or the big fight on I've got the perfect solution for you.

It's called the Slingbox you can get one at you local Best Buy for the low price of about $100. Now, I know you are wondering what the hell is sling box, well it allows you to watch your TV on any smart phone(android, iPhone, Blackberry. You can be anywhere and watch the game or whatever is on live so if your at that boring Christmas party or holiday dinner just pull out your phone an entertain your self. I though I was going to need one of these this year but, no job and no lady hell got no where to go so I can chill in my sweats and watch anything. That's what happens when you lose a job and people leave you. Wait I always thought it was the opposite way around ladies love a guy without a job and no future so they can try to fix them and make them better. Ah well I'm a broken down house looking for that lady to flip me and make me presentable hahahaha.... so sad I need a drink

GREEN LANTER TRAILER

Here is one I haven't seen yet and I'm glad I did. This is playing in front of the Harry Potter movie Hal Jordan is here. For those of you who don't know who that is, it's the Green Lantern the newest super hero franchise from DC Comics. The trailer looks good and Ryan Reynolds is pretty good in whatever he does, but I think he is a littel more serious in this flick. The suit is CGI and look a little silly but maybe I can get past it check it out.

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MOVIES TO WATCH THIS WEEKEND

It's a short week for most of the world and you know what that means booze, food and a littel fun. Some of you may have a little down time when the wife has drug you out for some black friday shopping well here are a few films to go check out.

1. Due Date: I know it's been out a while, it has gotten so so reviews but the combination of Downey and Glafikanikis (I fucked that up) is a beast. Check it out and get you laugh on.

2. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1: Enough said it's Harry Potter for all you geeks out there, which I am not one, I do not enjoy these films, but you might. I don't recomend taking the kids this one is a little dark and leads to the even darker ending.

3. Faster: This is the one I wan to see. Finally, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is back in the action game. The rated R action game we will see blood, guts and curssing fuck yeah(had to include that just because). Below is the Redband trailer enjoy the show.

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SUCKER PUCNCH TRAILER

Check out the new trailer for Sucker Punch by one of my favorite directors Zac Snyder.

NO STRINGS ATTACHED TRAILER

Check out the trailer for the new Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher project. Now looking at it the story is simple and typical. Boy and girl are best friends girl is too busy with her career for a realtionship boy and girl have sex. Boy falls for girl and emotions get in the way. Isn't that the way it always goes down well watching this it's not too bad a great date movie if you got one. If you not not me you don't have one and will never watch it. Check out the role Luda got.

DRINK OF THE WEEK

Now here we go haven't done this in a while, but here we go agian. The drink of the week is something I just like to say to a bartender, it's Pure White Evil

Ingredients:
5 oz. Everclear, 190 proof
2 oz. rum
2 oz. Vodka
5 oz. whiskey
1 dash lemon juice

Mix it all together, light, drink and good luck to you for the rest of the night hoper you have nowhere to be tomorrow.

UNCLE BEN CAST IN SPIDER MAN REBOOT

Well I've got a little more time on my hands now so I should be posting more fun. Let's start this off with some breaking news. According to Slashfilm.com the Columbia Pictures reboot of Spider Man has got their Uncle Ben it's going to be Martin Sheen.

This is a main character and the main reason Peter Parker becomes the spandex wearing crime fighter. It's should be very interesting to hear the famous "With great power comes great responsibility" maybe he should've said that to his son Charlie.

AS I GET OLDER HALLOWEEN GETS BETTER

Now I know for some of you Halloween is just another holiday for you to buy something your kids will not care about in about three days. Another opportunity for kids to gather and spread germs and for the older teens bag snatch (don't act like you didn't do it). For me however it's probably my favorite holiday as an adult.

I have no kids like all of you know, but the main reason I love Halloween as an dult is because everybody lets loose. For those adult parties you get to see women dressed in as little as possible and call it a costume. There are so many costumes that are just lingerie past off as a sexy cat, nurse, devil, angel, witch, vampire etc, etc. It's pretty amazing I know some women who work out a month in advance just so they look good in there stripper heels. This weekend you single guys out there take advantage, hell if you not, take advantage. Let you lady dress up like the stripper she wants to dress like, because this holiday is the "slut" pass that every woman get once a year and the excuse is it's just Halloween or I was drunk. Ok ladies don't get me wrong not all of you are sluts or strippers don't get me wrong not saying that, but from past experience this is kind of what happens.

From college on the girls try to dress as sexy as possible up until they get the kids and have to do the march around town getting candy. the parties tend to be a little less inhibited as well if you are at a house party don't be surprised to see a tit pop out at some point or even at a bar. Ladies it's not just you guys that let loose we fellas do as well. Check out every guys who wants to be a Spartan warrior form 300, cop, firefighter or whatever. It's just the chance of us to be what we always wanted to be or something to break the ice with that sexy chick dressed the the female Iron Man outfit with the belly out, boy shorts and high heel boots. We become a little more outgoing because well you can't see what we look like or who we are a little funny. Overall it's just a good time I dig it and for one night there will be a lot of role playing going on in bedrooms and hotel rooms which is always fun and being a little naughty never hurt anybody once a year so all you ladies hope you worked out to fit into your outfit and it you didn't just cover it up and the same goes for you fellas. You don't want to be the fat Spartan that stayed in the back picking up the dead saying you have a thyroid problem.

NEW TITLE FOR THE NEXT BATMAN PROJECT

Wow it has been a long time since I did this I'm a little rusty well here we go. Went to my go to spot Cinemablend.com and found this little tid bit. One of the best directors out right now and in my opion the best Christopher Nolan has announced the title of the next Batman movie. It will be called The Dark Knight Rises , it sounds cool, but doesn't give much light into the villain for the sequel which is all I want to know. According to some reports it was rumored to be The Riddler but that has since been debunked and now there are casting calls being put out for the female lead in the film so maybe Catwoman? Hmm, that would be very interesting.

So here is a little taste of what I've got in store football season is winding down and I will have more time to research and blog so there will be more to come I promise. There will be more babe of the week, sports stuff, film reviews (becasue I will watch them), tech reviews and just crazy shit because it's time to live life again.

DUE DATE TRAILER

Since I have time now while working overtime here is the new International trailer for Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis' new comedy called Due Date. Downey plays a business man that needs to get home for the birth of his child. Galifiankakis is a struggling actor who's along for the ride. The director of The Hangover Todd Phillips is at the helm on this one. This looks great and Downey is great playing the straight man off of Galifianakis' silliness. Take a look and can you spot the cameo of the Osacar winner.

MEN IN BLACK III PLOT DETAILS

More plot details have come out of Hollywood on the new insert in the Men In Black franchise. I'm being really lazy so I'm going to post this link to Joblo.com where the story has originated.

Some of the plot is sketchy since there are about two different drafts of the scripts that are out there. Here is a quick break down of what I've read there are a few spoilers so if you don't want to know stop reading.

I the plot consist of one baddie from the Joblo article again I'm being lazy go to the link and read it for the name of the baddie. There is also a bunch of new celeb camos that will reveal never before know aliens. The reason they are new aliens is because there is a new time travel plot, where J goes back into time to save and work with the younger K (Josh Brolin). The older K played by Tommy Lee Jones will be sprinkled in there, but most of the movie will take place in the 70's so get ready for really random celeb cameos like I said. So go to Joblo.com read more I'm done for the evening got some thinking to do and choices to make.

IF YOU WANT YOUR FIRST MOVIE CREDIT JUST UPLOAD IT TO OUTUBE

Well for all of you cinematic types out there today is a great day. Google wants to make you famous with their "Life i the Day" project. Where Google is asking anyone to film anything on the day of July 24th 2010 and you might make it into the documentary that is being made.

It's a legit project as well "Touching the Void" director Kevin Macdonald and Excutive Producer Ridley Scott of such projects like "Gladiator" will be putting it together. Only stipulation is that you film a moment in that day. The most "compelling" moments will be put into the documentary. Everyone who has footage used will be credited as "co-directors" and the film will be screened at the 2011 Sundance Film festival. Twenty of the luckiest co-directors will be joining Macdonald and Scott at the premier in Park City Utah.

If your footage is not used don't worry your film will live on at the "Lfe in a Day" channel on Youtube. I don't know about you but I will try to give this a shot I'll be in Carlsbad California and will be filming anyway for the Apollo Football 2010 documentary that I am trying to get off the ground so hey I may capture a moment. Here is the link for more info.

www.youtube.com/lifeinaday

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 TEASER

I'm at lunch right now a little bored waiting for my iPod software to get done updating and ran across this. I said about a year ago they were making a Paranormal Activity sequel well here is the teaser trailer. The trailer is playing in front of the movie that will remain nameless and made over $30 million dollars last night.

It picks up right where the last one left off. The thing that made the first one good was the fact that it was so minimalistic that it was charming. You didn't need big budget gore to make you feel freaked out. I hope it captures the same charm, but I think it's a grab for cash and will fizzle so here is the teaser.

WOW EVERYBODY PILE ON TIGER

More bad news for Tiger now his old wing coach is getting in on the act. I got this story from Sports by Brooks, in a recent interview with Golf Digest's Guy Yocom Haney goes into details about the six year realationship that they had.

During the interview Yocom asked Haney about his relationship after The Masters:

Haney: I talked to him only two times after that. That was his way of blaming me. Maybe I’m reading too much into it; maybe I’m being too sensitive. But when someone doesn’t talk to you…

Golf Digest: You felt the onus was on him to call you?

Haney: Right. I sent him an e-mail on everything I thought he should do and work on. I got no acknowledgement at all, but that wasn’t unusual. Then it got to the point where I didn’t know what he was doing or thinking. Yet the whole time he was telling the media I was still his teacher and that I was going to continue to be his teacher and I was talking to him every night.

Golf Digest: It sounds like it became dysfunctional.

Haney: It didn’t get dysfunctional; it always was dysfunctional.
Golf Digest: Do you feel you went out at the top?

Haney: Absolutely. To come back from five months off this year and finish fourth at Augusta, I don’t think that was too bad. After Augusta, he was on his own.

More on the nature of their relationship:

Golf Digest: What were the demands that came with being Tiger’s coach that the average person might not be aware of?

Haney: One example is, he didn’t plan ahead a lot, and therefore I didn’t plan ahead because I didn’t want people to know his schedule. I would guess when he would be playing, and I’d block my schedule out in case he would call. I never wanted to say I wasn’t available. And in the six years I was with him, I never did say that. Whenever he called me, I was there within 24 hours.

Golf Digest: Can you describe other frustrations?

Haney: Every once in a while I sent him some pretty long e-mails or texts on things I thought he needed to do. I sent one after the 2006 U.S. Open at Winged Foot. Tiger never even acknowledged he got the e-mail. That was just the way he was. He never responded that he even got it. There was one time when Elin told me, “Hey, Tiger got your e-mail, and he really liked it.”

Golf Digest: Was Tiger generous with you? Did he express his appreciation to you in unusual ways, such as signing flags for you or dropping you notes?

Haney: Generosity is relative. It was generous of him to give me the job. I don’t have anything signed by Tiger, no. Not one thing.

Golf Digest: Did Tiger pay you well?

Haney: I don’t want to answer that. There’s no reason for me to go there.

Golf Digest: It’s been said that Tiger views any association with him as helping that person out. Do you go along with that?

Haney: You said it, I didn’t.

By that last remark, Haney was certainly implying that Woods was tight with the wallet. Interesting comment from Haney considering he said this of being Woods’ coach at the beginning of the interview:

It’s not a job. Teaching touring pros has always been, and always will be, a marketing expense. It’s for personal satisfaction, for contributing to history, and for marketing your brand.

Now reading this it's pretty hardcore for a swing coach that no one knew until Tiger came along and made him a household name. Hell he may owe all the business he got to Tiger, now he gets to charge so much to wealthy dudes with shitty hadicaps like me. Just another day in the life of Tiger damn everybody hates the kid.

MAFIA WARS.IS BECOMING A MOVIE

Wow well I think people are running out of original material to make movies out of. Here is a little bit of news that will make facebook junkies (like me) and people who need to waste time at work a little more happy. One of your favorite apps is becoming a movie,according to Pajiba Mafia wars is becoming a feature film.

For all of you who haven't played or just refuse to get a facebook account here is a quick synopsis of the game. It's not an actual video game more like a point and click adventure game role playing game out there for all you computer freaks (again like me). You collect guns and money while getting other members of your mob to kick the shit out of people or just complete missions. I don't really know how you turn this into a movies hell I got bored with it in about three days.

The people at Radar Films don't have a plot yet, but they promise that they are going to make this a real crime thriller. Well I will believe it when I see it just sounds like another rehash of the same old mob movies. If you want a mobster movie just go with the Godfather people. I'm not looking forward to anything about this movie just like I'm not looking forward to that dumbass Battleship movie. I guess everyone wants to relive their childhood.